The original point and click interface was
a Smith & Wesson.
There are only some things that practice
for everything else, there's
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
I think, therefore I am dangerous
To err is human.
To blame someone else is good management
The problem with italian food is 3 days later
you are hungry again!
Don't waste your youth growing up!
*He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless
I don't suffer from laziness, I enjoy every
minute of it.
I'm not short, I'm fun size.
Take my advice....
I don't use it any way..
There's no business like your own business...
So MIND IT!!!
There are some that are wise and others that
Mucho Grassy Ass
Think positive and you'll be smarter.
"AA" is for quitters
Its not easy being easy
is not cool
Just like everyone else
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
It's not the pace of life that concerns me.
It's the sudden stop at the end.
My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat
The Dad's Bank
'A lending institute since as long as i can
connecting people since 1805
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can
About 99% of all women are beautiful
The remaining 1% are my neighbours.
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a
boat and drink beer all day.
The best part of believe is the "lie"
I may not be right...
but I still sound like it
We are what we eat
Which makes me fast and cheap
Patience is a virture,
but flipping someone off feels better.
3 reasons why a pet rock is a good pet
1) You don't have to clean their cage
2) It obey's your commands
3) It's the only pet that can give a person
Not all Men are fools...
Some are still bachelors
They say memory is the first thing to
What were we talking about?
Today is the new yesterday
History: It gets Old